I think I just sharted…
Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…
Let’s run through my rock star list….
Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check;
heart shaped tattoo? – u know I love my mom;
Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?;
wife beater tied atthe midriff – check;…..
He is an official ROCK STAR!
Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle?
AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!
I have the same outfit, only in red.
How about one of those cat show benching cage signs instead?
"Please don't pet me, even if I ask"
Is that a gangster leotard?
I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!
How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?
Too much info in so many ways.....
Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??
Umm… excuse me, sir…
Oh, yeah, baby!
Looks as though they'll have to put that warning on plastic food bags too....
“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. - “Ya I like that.”
– a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”
– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”
Hey, the purse and heels don't match!
Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.
Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?
At least the purse matches, right?
Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you Into the middle of next week!
Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!
Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.